英語幽默故事
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篇一:
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant.
I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
【譯文】
老貓
一位老婦有隻貓,這隻貓很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了東西,因爲它年紀太大了。一天,老貓發現一隻老鼠,它跳過去抓這隻老鼠,然而,它咬不住這隻老鼠。因此,老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了,因爲老貓咬不了它。
於是,老婦很生氣,因爲老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這隻貓,貓說:“不要打你的老僕人,我已經爲你服務了很多年,而且還願意爲你效勞,但是,我實在太老了,對年紀大的不要這麼無情,要記住老年人在年青時所做過的'有益的事情。”
篇二:
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples;
for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【譯文】
一個人正朝着一個富人的房子走去,當他沿着路走時,在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果,他說:“我不打算吃那些蘋果,因爲富人會給我更多的食物,他會給我很好吃的東西。”然後他拿起蘋果,一把扔到土裏去。
他繼續走,來到河邊,河漲水了,因此,他到不了河對岸,他等了一會兒,然後他說:“今天我去不了富人家了,因爲我不能渡過河。”
他開始回家,那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的,他找到蘋果,很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。
不要把好東西扔掉,換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
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