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Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.

內德諾特被射殺而森姆索特則沒有被射殺。那麼，做索特先生比做諾特先生好。有些人說諾特並沒有被射殺，但索特說他射殺了諾特。要不是索特向諾特開的槍並沒有將他射殺，便是諾特被射殺。假如索特開的槍射殺了諾特，諾特是被射殺了。但是，如果索特開的槍將索特射殺了，那麼被射殺的`是索特，不是諾特。可是，索特開的槍並沒有將索特射死，反而射死的是諾特。

All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!

我只想要一杯用真正銅製的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正銅製的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡。錫制的咖啡壺和鐵製的咖啡壺對我而言也是沒用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正銅製的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧!

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does 【the doctor who doctors the doctor 】doctor the doctor the way 【the doctor he is doctoring doctors】? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

如果一個醫生幫另一個醫生看病，那幫另一個看病的醫生會用這個醫生的看病方法幫這個醫生看病嗎?還是幫這個醫生看病的醫生用醫生給醫生看病的方式看病。

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

它不是運載您的咳嗽，它是他們運載您的棺材!