雷死人的愚人節祝福短信
Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi ~~~~~ what is built Nie ah? !
因爲你,我相信命運的安排,也許這一切都是上天註定,冥冥之中牽引着我倆。現在的.我想說的是~~~~~我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊?!
Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚,是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一,具有殺傷力強,易於攜帶隱蔽性高,不算兇器等多種特點,所以……拍你用它最合適!
Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試:如果你和狗熊賽跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
Notice: April Fool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
通告:愚人節來臨,4月1日您收到的短信均爲假的,意思正好截然相反,敬請留意。以下是第一條:您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大衆情人!
Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧說:我有16變!八戒說:我有32變!悟空說:我有72變!唐僧大怒:西天路上也沒見你們變個電話,看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節快樂!
After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
飯後七戒:一戒吸菸,二戒馬上吃水果,三戒放鬆褲帶,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡覺!八戒:記住了嗎?
Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看見你了,你還是那樣迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的樣子,實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎麼賽過兔子的?
You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool's Day!
你站在人羣中,被柔柔的風吹起的長髮,像人間最美的旋律,在我心頭久久迴盪,使我想說:你的假髮要掉了……今天可是愚人節哦!
You find one you love deserves the love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!
你去找一個值得你愛的去愛,我不夠了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事無法勉強,有些距離無法超越,就像昨天我無法相信,爲了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!
In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼裏,你看上去永遠是無憂無慮,吃飯永遠是津津有味,睡覺永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀,唉!有時候想想,像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
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