生活幽默英語笑話

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面小編爲大家帶來生活幽默英語笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　生活幽默英語笑話：生日派對1

On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.

在教師節裏，一位幼兒園教師正在接受孩子們送給她的禮物，首先花匠的兒子遞上他的禮物。

A:I bet I know what it flowers.

我敢打賭我知道里面是什麼……是一些花。

B:That is right, but how did you know?

是的`，可是你是怎麼知道的呢?

A:Just a wild guess.

瞎猜的。

(The second pupil is the candy store owner's teacher hands her gift over head.

第二個學生是糖果店老闆的女兒。老師把她送的禮物舉起來。)

A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.

我敢打賭我知道里面是什麼，是一盒糖果。

C:That's right. But how did you know?

對了，但你怎麼知道的?

A:Just a lucky guess.

碰巧猜出來的。

(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.

第三份禮物來自於酒店老闆的兒子，老師把它舉起來，但有液體漏了出來，她用手蘸了一滴漏出來的液體，嚐了一下味道。)

A:Is it wine?

是果酒嗎?

D:No.

不是。

(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.

老師又用舌頭嚐了一滴漏出來的東西。)

A:Is it champagne?

是香檳嗎?

D:No.

不是。

A:Now, I give up. What is it?

好吧，我猜不着了，裏面到底是什麼呢?

D:A puppy.

是一隻小狗。

　　生活幽默英語笑話：狂歡聖誕2

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

小鎮的一個警官讓一個在主大道上超速駕駛的摩托車手停下來。

A:But officer, I can explain.

長官，請聽我解釋。

B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.

閉嘴，我要讓你在監獄裏冷靜冷靜，直到警長回來爲止。

A:But，officer, I just wanted to say. . .

但是，長官，我只是想說……。

B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!

我說過閉嘴，你要進監獄了!

(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.

兒個小時後警官去看囚犯。)

B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.

幸虧警長今天參加他女兒的婚禮去了，回來後他心情肯定比較好。

A:Don't count on it，I'm the groom.

別指望啦。我就是新郎。